One for the office quote book

While moving furniture around in an office clean-out, I was greatly amused by the following exchange, regarding a small, low cabinet we had no further use for:

C: "What are we going to do with the credenza?"

B: "The what??"

C: "The credenza - this thing."

B: "But, but I thought a credenza was, you know, la la la la la LA LA LAAAA!"

C: "You idiot, that's a crescendo!"

D: (from the adjoining office) "No, THAT'S a cacophony..."