During the usual three women, one mirror, only-an-hour-left-to-go pre-party madness .
"Can you see that I'm wearing knickers if I do this?"
OutbackLioness reaching out to her husband at the Tavern while trying to convince him to buy a new house and whispering "honey, are your ears cold?" before pulling his face down into her cleavage. And the glazed dazed distracted look on his face as he reemerged and wandered away in a whole new direction.
On meeting the new friend of my old friend who invited me to feel her partner's arse. To which he replied..."No, hold on, I didn't have it clenched - try it again!"
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