It's a whole different language! Sport!

At the basketball final on Saturday morning. One of the little darlings on court was tech fouled for saying "Shit" at the top of his voice on court. Thankfully the noise of the supporters drowned it out and his mother just looked confused. (I can only assume someone told her later just what it was that he said.)
THEN I heard the mother in front of me say to her child who was clearly very bored, "Just sit still and fucking shut up or else you will have to go out to your father." ?? Just WHAT exactly does HE say to his precious offspring? Glad I didn't overhear that!

Overheard in the Rotunda

Teen Girl "I know where your dad was on the weekend!"
Teen Boy "Where?"
Teen Girl "He stayed the night at my aunties house!"

Community Library? What community library?

A couple overheard today while crossing the road: "....well it's just a school library really isn't it?"